'tis the season to bzzzz
aphurrdite has done it again~
erm… the cats brimg you some awkward but very enthusiastic mews todayy..
how to say it?
you see, Ms Nya was very excited about halloween and wanted to do something something speshül because everybody was catnificent and loved her mews the last time.
think of it as her token of a loving lick to you~~
it a bit awkies
so Nya did what any good cat does, she delegated.
and this time the rabbit went over to Aphurrdite’s peacemakersss meadows with said speshül intentions to convey…
it seems like somewhere along the way as it hopped, skipped and jumped over the meadows, it dropped some thing things and some words were tossed over the hill…
in the end, Aphurrdite has been busy pawparing for halloween season, after some delays…
has you met aphurrdite?
aaahh~~ there she is, what a beauty~
springing over the meadows with abundance and bliss~
aphurrdite is the cat goddess of harmoney and reigns over the peacemaker cats, granting them all the powerr of love and tranquility…
*scratches head*
a bit odd that she was picked to look over the halloween scares? does she even have a scare bone in her???
look at her, not a care in the world and the smug little face that knows more than we do ~~~ maybe she knows who may be contacted by the cat distribution system next
so.. erm, it seems like, as queen bee of the meadows, she is bringing on her loving matchmaking charrmmm to all you hoomans to bring some peaceful lovin’
noooo, not like …. 👉👈 kissy kissy rromance
(I mean, you could.. no one is stopping you from canoodling with your 😉 after a good scare ykwim??)
aphurrdite means all the loving exchanges that make a joyful meowment with other hoomans and she thinks bees are the purrfect carriers of that!
Step 1:
your mewssion: please to write a love note to another hooman ~~ “bee my boo?”
who preferably loves you back. or is amicable with you and won’t be weirded out with your love note.
no hanky panky in the office types, or stranger danger either. the cats are watching you 😾
but… maybe to your grandpawrent? or your sibling? or your pawrent? or your bff that you spend every minute of your day with but just can’t get enough of..? or your bff who lives oceans away that you wish you could give them more of your presence and heart? orr that one neighbor who always remembers your favorite snacc?
the worrrld is your ocean and there are so many hoomans to sparrk joy for!! It doesn’t even have to be big, just put it on a sticky note, put it in an envelope and send it.
if you would like, and have access to a cat near you, they may be willing to lick your paper to go in the mail too… we hear those things travel well.
to activate the beeloved magick, hold it in your paw paws for 3 seconds before sending it ✨🐝
Step 2:
*ahem* aphurrdite would purrsonally like to oversee three free love meows, at no cost to you~
you see, THIS was what she brought out of the cat chest for halloween.. and..well.. we’re just going along with it *shurgs*
she trried to make the halloween carrds full of love and mischief but they came out a little too… drramatic… (ykwim?)
so yes, where were we?
aphurrdite would like to help three hoomans speak your love meow to your speshül hooman through one of the 3 free Bee My Boo cards
think of *one* hooman. go to the comments below on substack and leave:
the hooman’s first name
+ one emoji that feels like your connection
~
fur example:
Maya 🌼
Dad 🫖
Sam 🍊
Grandma 🌙
~
aphurrdite says she can *feel* the vibe. (not to be drramatic, but she IS dramatic and she does not apologize for being ameowzing~)
🐾 how we’ll choose the 3 to send the free love meows~
aphurrdite will read through the comments and pick the three entries that feel:
warm, soft, a little sparkly around the edges
(sorry to say, there is no science to this, just a some cat magick yahhh)
the cats will announce the three chosen hoomans on the pawspicious day of 15th November, Caturday on this mewsletter~
so check back then! the meadow will hum softly when the names are revealed /ᐠ˵- ⩊ -˵マ
feel free to like and reply to each other in the comments if someone’s entry gives you The Gentle Ache™ ~ a smöl meowmento of …
“I thought of you.”
“Me too.”
“Love is silly and soft and allowed.”
Step 3:
if you’d like *me* (your rresident cat-scrribe) to write & send your love meow *for* you…
you can adopt a Bee My Boo card for $7 USD which will all go to chimken food monies in nya’s name
you give:
the hooman’s name
the general flavor of your affection
any note if you’d like to add
the mailing address
me, together with the cats, will paw-write the note and mail it to your chosen hooman.
aphurrdite will be sure to oversee the emotional sparkle of it all ✨
the bees will carry it, the cats have probably convinced them… 🐝💌
P.S. we also only have 3 of these~
thank meow in joining us to share some chaotic good energy! the world feels hard, heavy and foggy at times, but ms nya reminds me everry dayy that the opposite can be true and we hope you hold that pawsibility with us 💖
we have oodles of goodies we’ve made over the years as shiny things that sparrk joy and we will continue sharing with you here and there~
bye bye meow~ toodles, until the pawspicious day
P.S. if you has questions, nya’s hooman will answer, please to not disturrb her or aphurrdite or the other cats
P.P.S. give you a boop on the nosie ~*