mews flash ⚡️ 100+ cat hoomans on board!
purr-sistence pays off yahh! the cats are pleased with their new hooman recruits~
wow. last year the cats made a purr-paganda poster to recruit more paws, hands and feets for Nya’s army so cats all around the world can be loved and celebrated.
but as life has it, the cats’ hooman was hard at work doing life instead of the cats’ work. the cats had to sit their hooman down with a strrong meow till they understood their assignment as employee no. 1, y’know?
and now. bam! the cats are pleased that their strong meow has led to their hooman purr-ioritizing the cats, which has seen more hoomans signing up to be part of the cats’ cause + receive mews from the cats.
all this while the cats’ hooman *pat pat* chugs along with their work and life and health and speshül interests and tries to apply lessons from the cats on how to lead a bountiful blissful life, still learning #halp #imnotacatyet #whatdoidotobeacat #iwantthecatlife #ykwim
woooow the cats want to send you some sweet something
but.. uh… they can’t quite agree on how to go about this so they need your help!
we are beyond thrilled to have 100+ subscribers to this substack. it’s so joyful to think you’re here, curious and follow along the journey of Nya + her hooman Anyā.
this is us, waving henlo~ to new and old folks, nice to mewt you! get in the comments and share about you > your cat > if you’re an aspiring cat hooman maybe, send the word out to the cat gods so a cat can claim you > send pictures of toebeans to the cats if you please 😽
Meet Nya~
our kween, our fearless leader, her royal felineness, chief cat to her hooman anyā, had to put on a bow-tie when she was purrty young to turn into a pawfessional cat when times were tough to earn chimken food monies.
though times are different these days, worries are the same. nya never wants to see the bottom of her food bowl ever again!
Meet Anyā (they/them)~
nya’s employee no.1 and chief hooman to nya, a disabled bipoc arrtist currently waving henlo~ from the sunny (and rainy) island of Singapore whose chief responsibility is to do the work that the cats don’t want to (they just want to have all the fun).
anyā hopes this playful prractice of building nya’s world + doing her bidding can be a way to heal their inner child (pictured here) and also spread more cat joy because times are dark eesh
and now, you help us decide how you want to receive your cat love~
we have lots of ideas but can’t land on one, and since we’ve committed to making our play in public, why not ask you!
it goes without saying, it comes at no additional cost to you. this our bid for connection with you, and hope this spreads some cheer and joy~
a postcarrrd in the snail mail for every pawdy
will come with:
postcarrd from nya
nya’s paw paw of apprroval for you
nya’s wax seal on the envelope (loookitty at the video above with us playing with the wax melts)
a purr-sonalised cat collage for you in the snail mail
limited to first 10 to put their paws up and will come with:a video of nya’s hooman making the collage for you (or your cat, if we can snoop your cat pics)
nya’s paw paw of apprroval for you
nya’s wax seal on the envelope
a tiny cat who will adopt you to become a one-time cat-pal and write you a purrsonal letter for mew~
limited to first 10 to put their paws up and will come with:a tiny cat carrying your purrsonal letter
nya’s paw paw of apprroval for you
nya’s wax seal on the envelope
We’re sorry that this choice is overwhelming, we feel it too! So pick what sparks joy! We’ll make a call later after a week, so your vote matters, do it fast fast.
P.S. You can ask us to send any of these to your frriend or family as a gift, instead of sending to you~
and now for some other cat mews 😽
clickety clickety, chopity chop
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