🌻 a cat has entered your inbox

.... after a long time

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This shiny™️ new verrsion of Ms Nya, Her Royal Felineness waves henlo~ to you!

Who is Ms Nya you ask? 🤨 (because said cat’s hooman was flailing around life far too long and hasn’t done cat employee tasks of semding the cat cuties to your inbox).

*ahem* Please be to bow to our queen of sunshine and naps, and the hoarder of greatest supply of chimken food (a goal currently in paw-gress)…

You may find her on LinkedIn here where you will see her hooman has conveniently forgotten how to access it and now cannot change the royal pawtrait.

The story behind the royal pawtrait and the re-introduction of Ms Nya to the high hooman society is that… her hooman drew it. by hand. *gasps* in the age of AI no less!

All it took to change a stock image of this cat that lives rent free in her hooman’s head was the age of AI to come down upon us all.

We are now mostly committed to sending you bad drawings drawn by said hooman hands, and occasional cat paws so DEAL WITH IT.

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whoooo? whaaaa? whhhyyy?

Yes…yes, yes, we know.

You subscribed to this random cat email list thingamathing, and… haven’t heard from us in a long while and now you don’t know what it’s about????

And honestly? The cats are mad about it because they KNOW people signed up to get cat nonsense mews… you know… the spark joy kind.

SO WE PAWMISE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

We’ll rip through some updates because.. uh… the cats are dashing through your inbox today.

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it a season of change

TW: losing a cat fren, scroll quickly to the next section if not wanting to read

Ms Nya’s hooman has written posts and rewritten them and never sent them out over the course of this year. Their firrst catto, Biboo, crossed over the rainbow bridge at the end of January this year and it has been muchly heartache and grief.

baby biboo

still my baby biboo

At first it was the cursed worrrk that kept the hooman away from sending cat mews, and then the grief of navigating Biboo’s farewell.

Bye Biboo, we love you. 😞

We’ve always intended this space to be warm, joyful, filled with cozy vibes and some mischief that we didn’t know how to show up when the grief took over.

Life has been… a challenge growing up and Biboo was our first safe space that gave us warmth, safety, comfort and unconditional love during difficult periods… it has been difficult to find words, but we want to remember him for his love (and his ever gwummppyy face 😆).

So thank mewww for bearing witness to this.

After some life happening, we think we’re ready to show up and practice holding optimism and joy once again. And we hope you’ll join us.

It’s not a request, Ms Nya decrees, so be it.

We don’t pawmise anything at all, no regular publishing hours (the cats will be in touch with you at their own time, thank you very much). But what we do know is we have a world of fun, joyful cat stories and little bad doodles and other cat thingamathings to share with you.

Stay if it fits your vibe, otherwise, the cats totally understand they need to run more ads to fill your spot on the email list with the chimken money they has saved up… 😭

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We will be in elaborate touch, we have received an EXTREMELY STRRRONGLY WORDED LETTER from Ms Nya that has meows paaages long, so while we get through all of her agenda and share it with you… we leave you with two things.

cats are working overrtime to suppawt their stressed hoomans 🧐

a very unscientific finding by Ms Nya, her community of cats. so she brought Dr. Fin-tastic, deep sea philosophurr and former apex predator to come up from the depths of the ocean to a tiny parrking lot that we took over an evening to preach some deep sea wisdom so hoomans get better at hooman-ing.

anyway, the point being, Ms Nya has come together with some cats to guide you on a mini-catventure today, it’s your lucky day!

Take this sparrk joy cat-quest quizz to see which cat be your guide today.

SPOILER: THEY’RE NOT ALL CAT CATS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??

(don’t worry you dont have to give your email in YET another place, this one is enough, it’s just a sparrk joy thing and you’ll also get your cat furrtune for the day 😻)

we wish you were there to see the sharkies blow bubbles into the magical sunset evening sky, then feel sad that they’re away from the water for so long, and then promptly tumble into the bubble-making water and then we had to send them to the time-out cornerr at the back fence, it was chaos that you didn’t want to miss!! but this picture will do for now

here is a pawtrait of dr fin-tastic working his magick on nya’s hooman who was on assitant duty that day, look at the smile they got on their face looking stress free thanks to dr fin-tastic’s fantastic work, you really had to be there to experience it, you know?

Ms Nya is more popular than her hooman it seems, so she is flexing, whatever the cat verrsion of that is

you won’t believe it (actually maybe you will), Ms Nya’s followership is in thousand plus (wow, how did she get here but it totally makes sense that a cat is popular????) while her hooman is barely scraping the low tens and twenties 🤭

she’s being an influencer and doing a shout out to introduce her hooman one time (and one time only for now, she’s had to repeatedly tell her hooman, influencing costs more chimken monies than she is currently getting for this exchange she’ll have you know)

please to join nya’s hooman tmr if you is interested in oracle card making as a way-finding tool for business way-finding. there will unforrtunately be no cats live at the event, but we are inforrmed that it involves hanging out (maybe make it your background noise?) or come make a cute collage.

the cats are sending their fav nat geo cat magazine to be cut up to make cat oracle cards to channel some feline god magick for their hooman’s business ✨

anyway, this may or may not be your vibe, but we’ll just leave it here if you wanna join on substack live for 30 mins.

All the deets you need:

30 October 2025, Thursday, 11.00 am to 11.30 am Eastern Time

Read more about it here on nya’s hooman’s substack The Bloomhouse which is all about an arrtist-strrategist (hooman) looking at business from an arrtist’s purrspective to make it more cat hooman.

OK THAT’S IT, hooman has run out of assigned word count so no more, no more. back to cat prrogramming.

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bye bye meow, semding you lots of licks and luffs and sunshine~

P.S. Ms Nya’s assistant Patches is still at his cabbage patch helping durring harrvest season so Ms Nya may not respond quickly but you is still welcome to bombard her comments and mail with your love for her, or gentle enquiries from your cat, from one cat to another. she reads them all.

P.P.S. The cats are deeply sorry this was not sent on a Caturday, but would like to assure you that everyday is a Caturday, and the concept of days beyond Caturday is one that hoomans have made up to make everyone’s life complicated. Don’t you wish every day was Caturday? Life would be so catnificent. 😻

P.S.P.S. WHO IS YOUR CAT MASCOT GUIDE????

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