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Nya, Her Royal Felineness and Anyā Likhitha

Jul 21, 2024

An illustrated poster titled 'Mewsletter' with the text 'nyaaa.life' at the bottom. The background is a light green with subtle sparkles. The poster features three speech bubbles shaped like cat heads connected by a vine. The top left speech bubble contains an illustration of a calico cat and the text 'henlo! I am bubbles~'. The top right speech bubble reads, 'henlo hooman~ would you like to be adopted by a tiny cat'. The bottom speech bubble reads, 'match with a tiny cat to be their honorary hooman'. The overall theme is whimsical and playful.

Henlo hooman~

Ms Nya is pleased to infurrm you that word of what catnificent gift you wants has reached her. She gladly will bring some of her tiny cat frriends who are looking for hoomans to adopt.

The cats were too busy celebrrating 100 hoomans, and in that time we’ve grown to over 300+ hoomans waiting to receive mews frrom the cats :’) thank mew from all of us 💛

Much joy, many celebrrations. to celebrrate this pawsome milestone with mew, we're not just doubling down on our tiny cat adoption - we're launching a full-scale tiny cat adoption adventure! get ready to meowt your purrfect tiny companion~

Kindly note that the cats would like to infurrm you that tiny cat adoptions are happening soonly for mewsletter hoomans but as you know, the cats and their unwillingness to work, this may take a while to put together.

Not to worry, the cats have set their no. #1 hooman employee to worrk to arrange *waves paws around* all of this.

This is the winning paw vote for Ms Nya’s surrvey of the kingdom for the celebrrations:

a tiny cat who will adopt you to become a one-time cat-pal and write you a purrsonal letter for mew~
limited to first 10 to put their paws up and will come with:

a tiny cat carrying your purrsonal letter
nya’s paw paw of apprroval for you
nya’s wax seal on the envelope

But we have managed to recruit more than 10 tiny cats who have put their tiny paws up to be matched with a hooman frrom the mewsletter reads, so we're launching a full-scale Tiny Cat Adoption Adventure.

Please to wait for adoption details soonly okay?

where do tiny cats come frrom?

Long ago, the world was populated by tiny, tiny, tiny cats, the very first organisms to inhabit the planet.

An illustration featuring a collection of colorful, whimsical cats within a circular frame. Each cat has a unique color and pattern, including pink, green, blue, orange, and teal, with some displaying spots or other markings. The cats have cute, happy expressions and are surrounded by small, round shapes resembling bubbles. The background of the circle is a soft, glowing white, while the outer background is dark. At the bottom of the image, the text reads 'nyaaa.life.' The overall design is playful and enchanting. — Tiny tiny tiny single-celled cats as seen under the micrroscope

These single-celled tiny cats evolved over millennia, adapting to different environments and growing in complexity.

As they evolved, they formed distinct clans, each thriving in unique habitats like enchanted isles, serene meadows, mystical waters, and skybound clouds.

The cats’ story however was misrepresented in history when Charles Darwin's cat shared the theory of feline evolution, which was later co-opted to show hooman evolution.

An illustration titled 'Darwin's Cat's Theory of Evolution' at the top. The image depicts a series of cute, colorful cats evolving from left to right. The first cat on the left is green with a long tail and accompanied by small sea creatures. The next cat is pink, followed by a blue cat, both with shorter tails and more cat-like features. The fourth cat is a lighter blue and looks more like a typical cat. The final cat on the right is a chubby, peach-colored cat with a small fish hovering next to it. The background is light blue, and the text 'nyaaa.life' is at the bottom center of the image. The overall theme is playful and whimsical.

Each tiny cat clan developed specific traits and skills suited to their environment, guided and protected by their respective cat gods.

These gods, seeing the potential in their tiny feline followers, gifted them with special amulets that signify their heritage and enhance their natural abilities.

Purrsephone, the goddess of mischief, gave her pranksters the gift of playful cunning.

An illustrated card featuring a dark brown cat named Snickers with wide eyes and a fluffy tail, depicted in a playful stance. The background is a soft beige with a pink striped pattern. The text at the top reads 'Purrsephone’s Pranksters.' Below the illustration, the text reads 'Snickers.' At the bottom, a description says, 'There is never a dull meowment with Snickers furever doin' a boop, a sneak & a skrrt from the dark corners.'

Aphurrdite, the goddess of harmony, granted her peacemakers the power of love and tranquility.

An illustrated card featuring a large orange cat named Sir Jingles surrounded by plants. The background is a soft beige with a green leafy pattern. The text at the top reads 'Aphurrdite’s Peacemakers.' Below the illustration, the text reads 'Sir Jingles.' At the bottom, a description says, 'They say the breeze in the meadows blows gentle tunes of Sir Jingles’ out-of-tune singing along with some of his floofy fur.'

Mewlysses, the explorer god, inspired his wanderers with boundless curiosity.

An illustrated card featuring a gray cat named Slippers standing in water with waves. The background is a soft beige with a blue wavy pattern. The text at the top reads 'Mewlysses’s Wanderers.' Below the illustration, the text reads 'Slippers.' At the bottom, a description says, 'The mystical waters make Slippers feel like she is standing in a giant sink with the tap running making everything very very wet.'

Purrcules, the god of social, imbued his party paws with the strength of friendship and community.

An illustrated card featuring a beige cat named Lord Scruffy sitting on a cloud. The background is a soft beige with purple clouds. The text at the top reads 'Purrcules’s Party Paws.' Below the illustration, the text reads 'Lord Scruffy.' At the bottom, a description says, 'Lord Scruffy likes to be left alone so he can take his afternoon naps uninterrupted, but unfortunately for him, it’s always party time up in the clouds.'

Tiny cats are remnants of the pre-Cat Distribution System era, an ancient companion system that existed before the OS upgrade to modern cats.

This makes tiny cats the perfect precursors to being an irl cat hooman: for aspiring cat hoomans, who haven't yet been claimed by a real-life cat, are especially in need of adoption by a tiny cat.

For those already claimed by cats in real life, tiny cats can offer additional guidance and support. And tiny mewssions for everyday self-care.

Tiny cats believe that hoomans have zero cat skills but many hooman problems. That's why they've taken it upon themselves to care for them with their best meows and licks. How thoughtful of them, right? 😽

Whether you’re an aspiring cat hooman or already living with feline overlords, a tiny cat is here to enrich your life and pawpare you for the ultimate cat companionship.

did you know? your cat has a secret clan too! 🙀

Now, you’re probably wonderring at this point if you’ve been blessed by the cat distribution system if your cat is part of one of the clans too.

Yes they do! every cat that is born is tied to one of the cat god lineages, and this has been so since the dawn of time.

Just like their tiny counterparts, your cat companions might belong to:

Purrcules's Party Paws: Is your cat the first to greet visitors and always in the middle of the action? They might be a social butterfly from this clan!
Mewlysses's Wanderers: Does your kitty love exploring every nook and cranny of your home, or try to sneak out for adventures? Sounds like you've got a Wanderer on your paws!
Aphurrdite's Peacemakers: Is your cat a calm presence in your home, always ready for a peaceful snuggle? They could be spreading harmony as a Peacemaker!
Purrsephone's Pranksters: Does your feline friend have a mischievous glint in their eye and a habit of causing adorable chaos? You might be living with a proud Prankster!

You’re probably curious to know, maybe ask your cat? We’re not sure if they’ll give away their clan identities so easily though 😶‍🌫️

Let us know in the comments what clan you think your cat might belong to and why. Does Mr. Whiskers have the telltale signs of a Prankster? Is Fluffy clearly a Party Paw enthusiast? Share your thoughts and let's see wait to see if Nya and the tiny cats can help us identify your cat’s clans.

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And now for some hooman attempts at sharing mews. Nya’s hooman has been hard at work learning cat skills.

a tale of tiny cats

I’ve lived away from my two cats for almost 9 years, separated by life circumstances as I started looking for a space for personal growth and healing.

my two cats, who have taught me what it means to live with love, kindness and gentleness, i miss them a lot

They live with my family of origin with my birth parents, and live a good life. I don’t think I’d be able to give them the same access to space, care and enrichment if I had moved countries with them.

I’ve considered relocating them, or getting a cat here. (I moved from India to Singapore after I graduated from photography school).

Life unfolding with an endometriosis/adenomyosis double diagnosis as well a late diagnosis of autism/adhd has left me with little to no spoons and at capacity.

Tiny cats have lovingly comforted me, reminding me everywhere I look that a cat is perhaps looking down at me and booping me.

It makes me feel held in thought, it makes me feel cared for.

I see them peeking out of my coffee mug in the mornings. I see them floating on the foam as I wash dishes. I see them snoozing on the petals of the flowers on my table. They’re there everywhere.

I’m an aspiring cat hooman, in a life era where an irl cat is not possible. One day, one day, things will change. But until then, the tiny cats keep me plenty occupied and warm. :’)

And so I hope they’ll do the same for you and/or your loved ones. I can’t wait to share this experience with you 💛

Spread the Tiny Cat Love!

Know someone who could use a tiny cat in their life? Share this post and help grow the cats’ army of hoomans! The more, the meow-rier!

And don't forget to tell us all about your cat in the comments. What's their name? What clan do you think they might belong to? What silly antics do they do that is prime reason for clan classification?

Toodles, until next time! Stay tuned for the tiny cat adventure. Maybe raise a paw in the comments if you’d like to toss yourself into the ring to let the tiny cats know you want them to adopt you?

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